Anonymous hospitality audits · London

Know what really happens when you’re not in the room.

Independent, commercially minded mystery guest audits for restaurants, bars, cafés, pubs and hotels—delivered by people who have actually run them.

OBSERVE
DIAGNOSE
IMPROVE

The details tell you what happened.
Experience tells you why.

01 · THE DIFFERENCE

We don’t send mystery shoppers.
We send experienced operators.

A shopper can tell you a drink took seven minutes. We can tell you whether the problem was deployment, zoning, preparation, equipment, menu design, training—or management.

The Queen of Bites team looks beyond surface-level service scores. We examine the entire guest journey, the commercial opportunities being missed and the operational reason behind every finding.

You receive evidence, clear priorities and practical actions—not a hundred-page report that nobody has time to use.

01

Brief

We agree the questions, standards and commercial priorities that matter.

02

Observe

An experienced operator visits anonymously and experiences the business as a guest.

03

Diagnose

We score what happened, identify why and separate symptoms from causes.

04

Act

Management receives focused actions, identified training needs, an honest debrief and a route to improvement.

02 · ONE-OFF AUDITS

Clear scope.
Clear price.

No vague proposal process. No pretending every business needs an enormous consultancy project. Start with the question you need answered.

01

Operator Audit

Pre-brief, anonymous mystery guest visit by a hospitality professional, scored report, evidence and clearly prioritised actions.

£395+ agreed spendBook now
02

Stay Audit

From booking and arrival to room, housekeeping, public areas, service interactions, F&B and checkout.

£750+ stay & F&BBook now
03

3-Site Benchmark

Three visits within 30 days, site ranking, recurring-issue heatmap and a leadership presentation.

£995+ agreed spendBook now
04

Fix & Verify

One audit, a targeted half-day workshop and a follow-up audit within 60 days to measure the improvement.

£1,250+ agreed spendBook now

Professional fees shown excluding VAT. Customer spend is agreed in advance and recharged at cost.

03 · MONTHLY STANDARDS

One visit is a snapshot.
Consistency is the strategy.

Regular, unannounced visits reveal patterns across shifts, managers and locations—and show whether the action taken actually worked.

Pulse

£695/ month

2 operator audits / month

  • Up to 2 locations
  • Individual reports + monthly summary
  • 30-minute monthly review
  • Training-needs summary

Portfolio

£2,350/ month

8 operator audits / month

  • Up to 8 locations
  • Site ranking + recurring-issue heatmap
  • Monthly leadership review
  • Quarterly competitor benchmark
  • Training-needs summary

Three-month initial term. Agreed customer spend charged separately. Bespoke programmes available for larger estates.

04 · THE TEAM

The right eyes for every assignment.

Queen of Bites brings together experienced hospitality professionals and matches the right operator to the venue, brief and challenge.

MatchedRelevant expertise for
each venue and brief
ObjectiveIndependent evidence
without internal blind spots
PracticalActions grounded in
real operating experience

05 · BOOK AN AUDIT

Tell us what you need.

Complete the form and the Queen of Bites team will review the brief, confirm the agreed customer spend and email your invoice. Your audit date is agreed once everything is clear.

01 Submit your details02 We confirm scope & invoice03 We agree the visit date

No payment is taken now. We will email you to confirm the scope, invoice and date.

READY WHEN YOU ARE

Let’s find out what your guests already know.

Tell us what you’re worried about, what you’re trying to improve—or simply where you want a genuinely fresh pair of eyes.

enquiries@queenofbites.com